From the depths of the Internet...

10. White Trash Cookbook
Thinking of losing some weight in 2007? Keep this cookbook on your kitchen counter and watch your appetite magically disappear every time you catch a glimpse of the cover.


9. Hotel Room Inspector
Will your date's room pass the dreaded black light test?


8. Tiki Tissue Holder
Just in time for cold season! Muka laka hiki, come on ya wanna blow me. Pass the tissues, mahalo.


7. The Wizard of Oz Ruby Slippers Doorstop
There really will be no place like your home once you install this one!


6. Waterfalls Hearts Masterpiece / Your Face American Gothic Masterpiece / Cantaloupe Baby
Pure Photoshop genius.


5. Giant Universal Remote Control
Finally a remote that can't get lost between the cushions of your couch!


4. Pickle of the Month Club
'Nuff said.


3. Christmas Story Leg Party Lights
Christmas parties without these fragile little lights should be illegal.


2. Set of Plush Dolls of Common Ailments / Red Blood Cell
HOT: Viruses. NOT: Teddy Bears.


1. Yoda Santa
And I quote: "Our favorite part of this wonderful Yoda is the traditional assortment of toys he's bringing to good little girls and boys-a doll, a drum, a tin trumpet-hardly the assortment you'd expect younglings of his era to play with."