Oh my God. We've entered a time warp.

Last thing I knew I was finishing up my internship and starting classes. Then I experienced a period of missing time. I decided to undergo hypnotic regression to try to recover the last month of my life. Here's what the tapes revealed...

• "The pluralist identity of the Spanish people have facilitated their adhesion to a supranational entity--the EU."
  
  
• Wedding. Wedding. Wedding. Crying. Wedding.
  
  
• Blood! Blood! Light-headedness. Thinking getting blood drawn is as good as maryjooana.
  
  
• This microwave popcorn is making me thirsty.
  
  
• A Selma Bouvier halloween costume.
  
  
• A sick cat and lots of squishy vomit.
  
  
• A new job in French television that has me trying to get interviews with Bill Clinton and Madeleine Albright... "Dear Mr. Turabi..."
  
  
• Insomnia. Again. Dammit.
  

Oh, and is there some kind of roller derby trend in the US? I am getting roller derby enthusiasm from all coasts and the midwest. What up with that?