Because when I hatch one of my ridiculous schemes, such as "Hey, let's break the record for the World's Longest Locomotion!" or "Let's celebrate 05.05.05 at 5:55 at The Five Bar!" or "Let's celebrate Oktoberfest in Glendale, Queens!" or "Let's go out for Finnish food!" or "Let's get drunk this morning", they respond not only in the affirmative, but with a "Hell yeah!"

The latest example would be MizMaya, who responded in this very fashion when I propositioned her about visiting her in London for the release of Harry Potter 6. AND she added, "I'll go as Harry if you go as Hermione."

So yes, MizMaya, I will go as Hermione.

And this is why my friends are truly the greatest.