Here are some things that suck in my life:

-Being told that my contract is being put on hold for the English teaching job because I haven't been able to get my papers together fast enough. (Obviously these people have no idea what I am up against.

-Getting a 8/20 on my weekly current events quiz because I didn't know which French newspaper was bought out last week and by whom, how many Internet users have been arrested in the US and in France (2 numbers) for audio-visual pirating, and who the Polynesian prime minister is (Answer: it's a trick, they have no prime minister, he was just overthrown.)

-Forgetting to take out money and finding there isn't an ATM any where near the campus and that I will have to fast for a day, having spent my last 30 cents on a damn machine coffee.

-Coughing so hard during class that I almost throw up

-Forgetting my book and newspaper, so I have to spend a total of 1h30 on the metro evaluating people's shoes to amuse myself.

-Having to put anti-tick drops on the cat that make her crrrrrazy with rage