So, I've been living with Stephane for nearly one year now and everything has been just peachy. Sure, we have minimal furniture and our "idea of eating out" has dwindled from "Cuisine de terroir" to the little Turkish joint on the corner in proportion to our shrinking bank accounts. Sure, from time to time we are forced to resolve our spats with wrestling matches. But all in all, there have been very few problems.

But yesterday, I came home from a long day at University to find Stephane asleep on the couch cuddled up next to a small, dark-haired girl, who was sitting on his chest and kissing his nose. Today, the same girl watched him the whole time he was showering. I am worried. She is making an effort to steal him away!

Yes, Chita definitely has a crush on Stephane.