I needed a little English-language television, so I turned on MTV and watched part of the UK hitlist and the number one song was one of the worst things I have ever seen/heard. The song is called "F*** you right back", by Eamon. I can't even believe that people get paid money to make crap like this. Here is a sample of the lyrics.

You thought, you could,
Really make me moan,
I had better sex all alone, (laughs)
I had to turn to your friends,
Now you want me to come back,
You must be smoking crack,
I'm going elsewhere,
And that's a fact

Fuck all those nights, I moaned real loud,
Fuck it, I faked it, Arent you proud
Fuck all those nights, you thought you broke my back,
Well guess what yo, your sex was whack,

Now imagine a the video taking place at a "sorority house sleepover" with girls running around in their underwear. And to add insult to injury, the music is the worst variety of R&B with pretty much no melody, very little rhythm and an affront to the blues everywhere, sung by a white chick with fake boobs. It is music like this that makes me feel justified downloading as I want, because, much like I hate the idea of my tax dollars paying for military operations in Iraq, I refuse to have the money I paid for a quality CD go into the talentless, shameful hands of everyone involved in this song and video.

And furthermore, I think the people who wrote the words to this song should have their rhyming dictionary confiscated.