And thus Chunk explains it all. France has launched a massive biological weapon campaign. They seduce you into their perfectly manicured gardens packed with freshly blossomed flowers, but beware. It is all a ruse. These flowers emit a killer pollen that has infested every orifice of my body. I have the idea that my lungs are blooming and will eventually asphyxiate me. It is ebola pollen.

If I am sick tomorrow for my birthday, heads are going to roll, and I am in just the right place to do it. (Did you know that the last official use of the guillotine was in 1977? That is savage!) But here is a question for those of you that have suffered from pollen allergies in the past. Does the rain make it better or worse? Or does it have absolutely no impact? Ok, I am putting myself to bed. Damn flowers, damn pollen, damn bees...