So, I received a letter from my Uncle Jimmy today. He is thinking of volunteering for the Kerry campaign--a big deal for someone who lived at Haight-Ashbury during the '60s and '70s and thought of hippies and the Black Panther Party as simple annoyances that often blocked his way to work and parties. Anyway, in his letter he said that he thinks America needs to go on a no CARB diet, meaning no:

-Cheney
-Ashcroft
-Rumsfeld
-Bush

Here, here!